Mini profile of Crash Diet Crew

At a quarter to ten, about 150 hipsters were jammed into the Ridgewood living room of The Silent Barn, a dilapidated warehouse dwelling that functions as an underground music venue on nights and weekends. Moments before, the crowd had just seen a two-piece band employing the use of, among other things, a crash helmet and a half dozen pots and pans. With the last audio cable plugged in and the final sound checked, Crash Diet Crew began their set – fuelled by a mob of synthesized bass beats and an irate series of guitar licks, the band created the sensation of a wave of sound.
Crash Diet Crew is a three-piece band without any vocals – just a guitar, drum set, and a battery of keyboards. The members wince slightly when terms like “psychedelic” or “60’s-inspired” are thrown around to describe their sound, even though it’s sometimes them saying it. According to their Myspace page, they’re a surf rock band. “I like surf rock,” said keyboardist Michi Turner. “I don’t know if that was a joke – I think we always kind of revert back to psychedelic, because it is a kind of catch all.” Michi and guitarist Diego Harris were both obsessed with the Beach Boys in the summer of 2006, when they formed the band. Asking them what else they listen to will produce a whole list of contradictions.
Michi started playing classical music when she was five, and by the age of 18 was so fed up with the genre that she developed a permanent love affair with bands like Black Sabbath, Deep Purple and her hometown favorites, San Francisco’s The Fucking Champs. Diego didn’t really listen to music until he was in high school, likes local band Black Dice and adamantly defends Radiohead’s newest album. David Daniels, the band’s drummer, grew up on acts like Sly and the Family Stone and doesn’t mind listening to Top 40.
One might think that this musical bag of mixed nuts might produce the stereotypical Williamsburg noise band – where everyone is doing something different and the audience is left with the task of sorting out the resulting deluge. Quite the opposite, Crash Diet Crew produces surprisingly simple, dance-friendly beats.
“There are so many times I go and see a band and say, ‘they’d be really good if they just made it more simple,” David said. “I think bands sometimes way over think things. We’ll make things really simple but also really interesting, so that if you don’t get it one way you’ll get it another. I tend to think we’re an updated version of 60’s soundtrack music, [with] more of an aggressive feel. And maybe something that people can get into, dance-wise.”
At the Silent Barn, people weren’t exactly dancing, but the steady, voice-less rhythm created a sea of bobbing heads. Still, without a singer, the band’s sound starts to sound a little monotonous over the course of a set. The choice to be voice-less has been one made out of a general laziness in Diego, David and Michi to go out and search for a singer. They haven’t ruled out the prospect, they just don’t seem to care either way.
“We haven’t really gotten around to it,” said Diego. “At least lately, we’ve been talking about adding vocals … We’re discussing that maybe [the band] needs this other element. We probably will add vocals but they would just be another sonic element, it wouldn’t be about the lyrics.”
“I don’t think we want to sit there and write deep thoughts about unrequited love or something,” Michi added. Diego mentioned Damo Suzuki, the sometime singer of the experimental German band Can as the model Crash Diet Crew would follow in finding a singer.
“I saw him play the other night, and what he sang sounds awesome, but if you actually listen to the music, he’s just saying whatever pops into his head, “Diego said. “It was amazing. I think it helps to be a complete weirdo. Years ago, when I was playing music with some other friends, that was the idea, that somehow we’d happen upon this total weirdo who would just end up singing for us and it would be the best thing. But then you have to deal with a total weirdo in the band.” After Diego said that, a collective shutter swept through the three.
One gets the feeling that another personality might jeopardize the delicate balance that the band has created. The sounds produced by the three blend in an almost painstaking way – Diego’s riffs never attempt to compete with Michi’s sweeping melodies and David likes to say that his drums are “the dumbest” of the three sonic elements.
With an independently-released album in the works and a list of shows coming up in Brooklyn and Manhattan, the band will have to decide fast whether or not to get a fourth member. So far, their reception from the New York concert-goers has been positive – in addition to audiences of several hundred at underground Brooklyn clubs Silent Barn and Monkey Town, they’ve managed to draw crowds at more commercial venues, like Tonic in Manhattan.
“No one’s thrown any rotten tomatoes at us yet,” Michi said. Still, the community of bands in Williamsburg remains The Crew’s biggest support system. Just don’t call it a scene.
“I have bands that I really like in New York, but its weird because I don’t feel like I’m part of any scene, I feel like I’m a part of a circle of friends, but that’s much smaller,” Diego said.
“I feel like a scene is this abstract concept,” David added. “Maybe if you live in a small town, you feel like it’s a scene. New York’s not really the most nurturing city for artists. As far as a true scene, I don’t think it exists in New York. Maybe there are pockets. To seek out other people, it can be difficult. You get into this situation where, the only place you see these people is at your show or their show, and basically it is this back-and -forth of like, ‘well I went to his, so he’s going to come to mine.”
That friend-of-a-friend formula is how Crash Diet Crew began playing shows in Brooklyn in the first place. Diego, Michi and David are good friends with High Places, a band beginning to generate notoriety at warehouse parties in Brooklyn, and through that connection Crash Diet Crew started playing shows at the amphitheater-like Monkey Town stage and the artist-collective gallery and musical free for all known as the Glasslands Gallery. Through the course of their performances, the three managed to meet Todd P, New York DIY’s underground guru.
Todd promotes and hosts about a half dozen shows a week, mainly through his website and Myspace. Todd used to own clubs in Portland and has been putting on shows locally for seven years. In addition, he has a reputation for sticking up for the bands that play his shows and for making sure they get paid. He’ll only work with a venue if they share his beliefs.
“I really think it’s important that a place love what’s going on, love the community, love the music and love the scene,” Todd said. With his ever-gowing list of like-minded venue owners and his army of loyal audience members, Todd is an important contact to make.
At the Silent Barn, Todd introduced David, Michi and Diego to the five owners/residents, let them use his sound equipment and had his hive of hipster interns collect money at the door and the bar. When bands play a Todd P show, they can expect to get 80 percent of the cover charge, a ratio far better than most fledgling bands would get in a more mainstream environment. In Crash Diet Crew’s case, Todd also offered to build a proper stage for their performance. The band opted to play on the kitchen floor instead, at eye level with the audience. It was a wise decision – not only could Todd jam more people into the room, but audience members could then stand in front, on the side or behind the band, a couple of kids going so far as to sit on the washer and dryer. The effect made the band seem like just another part of the crowd, absorbed inside it.
“I liked the vibe of it, it kind of reminded me of basement punk shows when I was in high school – everybody seemed really psyched to be there,” Diego said. “It’s nice to be able to look straight ahead, and you’re on the same level.”
“I think it makes it accessible for both audience and performer,” David added. “It’s kind of this symbiotic thing, where you give them energy and they give it back to you.”

Mag Piece Draft

Picture standing in a room just big enough to cram in a couple couches, a TV, an arcade machine, a player piano and a kitchen complete with a refrigerator, stove and sink. Now picture the same room with a rock band playing in the kitchen area, the drummer’s back scrapping against the dish drying rack and the guitarist’s elbows rubbing against the refrigerator door. Now picture two hundred other people right beside you.
Welcome to the Silent Barn, a converted warehouse turned by its five inhabitants into one of New York’s most popular underground music venues.
Being in the living room/kitchen/stage, you might have trouble wading through the throngs of sweaty hipsters, but don’t worry. Tired of standing, you can always take refuge on a coach or a washing machine – provided someone isn’t already standing on it. Kids line the walls and even spill onto the roof, the club’s unofficial smoking lounge. Swimming all the way through the crowd will get you face to face with the band – no guard rails or security guards separate the madness. Some bands – like Crash Diet Crew, a three piece wall of sound from Williamsburg, don’t even set up a stage, they just play toe to toe with the audience.

“I think it makes it accessible for both audience and performer,” said David, the band’s drummer. “It’s kind of this symbiotic thing, where you give [the crowd] energy and they give it back to you.” WIth no vocals, just a guitar, a drum set and a battery of keyboards, the band can galvanize the entire barn with a sound that, to a certain extent, defies explanation. The band winces when you call them psychedelic; their Myspace page jokes that they’re “surf rock” influenced. Veterans of another underground venue, Monkey Town, they played the Silent Barn for the first time in September. They had quite a ways to travel, even from Williamsburg

To get to the Silent Barn, you need to ride the L train 10 stops into Brooklyn. From the outside, the building is completely unimpressive; across the street from a junkyard, with graffiti-clad metal railings bolted over the windows, you’d probably walk right past it, never realizing that inside is one of Brooklyn’s premier underground music venues.
The only sign advertising the place consists of “(…)” followed by a drawing of a barn. Both are written in black sharpie on the dented metal door that acts as the Barn’s front entrance. When the door is locked, you get the sense that a couple swift kicks would topple it over, and that size 13 SWAT boots already have in the not too distance past.
Once you talk, pay or sneak your way into the Silent Barn, the industrial air of Ridgewood and the general gloominess of its denizens fade into the collective madness of the Barn’s interior. Massive drawings and murals cover the walls – their subjects ranging from hoodie-clad headless monsters to seagulls eating bowls of spaghetti. Directly above the front door is a mattress with blankets and a pillow encased in a steel cage – the “guest room.” A makeshift bar where $3 Budweiser cans and Dixie cup mixed drinks are served flanks the hallway, with bedroom doors on either side leading into the five roommate’s quarters. You’re as likely to bump into someone playing in the night’s show as someone watching it, and that’s how the organizers like it.
“The thing with the Silent Barn is, the people are hanging out,” said Todd P, one of Brooklyn’s busiest underground promoters. “There’s no artificial divide. You go to a big fancy club, the band is back in a sanctuary the whole time, they’re cloistered away.” Todd hosts almost half a dozen shows a week at the Barn and places like it. Taking on New York’s collective club monstrosity is one of his principle reasons for doing what he does.

The Silent Barn, Todd’s venue of choice, is the ideal counterpoint to the Manhattan-centric club attitude: throngs of people, all ages, jammed into a living room. It’s a far cry from the velvet ropes and 300 pound bouncers of mega clubs like Webster Hall and Crobar. Give him all day, and Todd can rattle off a horde of reasons to stay away from those places. “Everything is regulated. The fans basically are being overcharged and treated like cows, herded in and herded out. The moment the show is over, the big bouncer goon comes up and tells everybody to get the fuck out. How does that in any way foster the community?”

His goal to beating those kinds of places lies in changing the club owning mentality -The Silent Barn might not get the same ticket sales as The Knitting Factory, but Todd is looking to win over his customers hearts and minds as well as their well-earned wallet candy. The Barn itself has gone through some alterations in the brief time its been around – if you look at the dozen or so webzines and blogs that publicize underground music in Brooklyn – like New York Night Train, Going or Oh My Rockness, you might find it referred to as the Raven’s Den or Club Krib. Walking down the Barn’s central hallway, the padlocked bedroom doors house an ever-changing cast of dwellers. Of the roommates, Lucas and John originally leased the place in Spring of 2007, however the other rooms have been occupied by various tenants over the course of the venues short history.

Admittedly, according to original lease signer and former roommate Josh Brown, it takes a certain type of person to be able to live at the party 24 hours a day. He says he started promoting live music shows in his home state of Connecticut before moving to Brooklyn to go to college. Like Lucas and John, he wanted to continue promoting in the Big Apple. The Silent Barn was already being used as a venue, by the bands Skeletons and the Girl-Faced Boys. Lucas, Jon and Josh were promoting shows there, and when they heard that the previous tenants were leaving, they saw their opportunity to have full control of the place. And that’s when the space morphed into the amalgamation that it is. The end of the hallway is where most visitors end up; a massive room that functions as a kitchen and living room by day and a stage, equipment closet, and mixing room by night. Typically, it takes about three hours for Todd and his staff of interns to transform the kitchen into an area suitable for live music, by setting up the drums, speakers, amps and other various wires and electronics. Todd’s been doing this kind of work ever since he moved into Brooklyn seven years ago from Portland, Oregon. Todd P (short for Patrick) promotes underground music shows all over Brooklyn, from converted warehouses like the Silent Barn to more traditional venues, like local bars and nightclubs. As a general rule, he won’t work with a venue unless they lower their drink prices to an amount he finds suitable. In the case of the Silent Barn, the three buck cans of Bud certainly aren’t going to break your wallet. Still, Todd knows that’s where the revenue is . “No, no, let the girls work the bar,” he directs a skin-tight jeans clad intern with a Flock of Seagulls hairdo. “They’ll get a lot more tips then you. Work the door.” Throughout the course of a night’s show, Todd P won’t stop moving. Typically, he arrives about three hours before the doors open at a venue, to begin setting up the bar, the front door, the stage area and to meet the bands that will be performing. Seemingly in a constant state of raveling and unraveling audio cables, he will stop only briefly to instruct an intern, eat a quick slice of pizza or survey the room, with his hands on his hips. Todd nets 10 percent of the door for each night’s work – about 70 cents a customer at the Silent Barn. Todd’s staff collectively get 5 percent of the door and whatever tips they can siphon out of the barflies. The venue gets the bar, and the bands pocket 80 percent of the door – one of the best percentages in the city. Todd factors in 5 percent to cover the cost of putting the whole thing on. His wages, along with renting out rehearsal space for bands, keeps him stocked enough for pizza and beer money, as well as his rent-controlled, Long Island City apartment.

The bands that eventually play Todd’s set up and sound checked stages come from all over the place, geographically and sonically. In a single week, he’ll showcase a 60’s throwback band, complete with long frizzy hair and tranquilized female vocals, a hip hop DJ, a “death country” outfit and a noise rock band consisting of two members screaming in microphones and throwing themselves at each other. That very band, called Pillow Fight Fight, came all the way from Seattle to play. They showed up to the Silent Barn without talking to either Todd P or the roommates. Todd fit them into the bill by putting them on the basement stage – a dense, low-ceiling subterranean zoo where crowd members have as good a chance bumping into a support beam as another human being. The environment was perfect for Pillow Fight Fight: the drummer, wearing a modified crash helmet with a microphone wired into it, delivered staccato shrieks as the guitar player mashed himself around a corner of the room. The sound produced by the band was condensed into such a small space that there was a feeling that it was coming from everywhere, and audience members reacted by jaggedly flailing about as if in some pagan religious ceremony.

Pillow Fight Fight is far from the only band to travel longer than just the L train to get to the Barn. When the female Japanese duo Kiiiii!!!! began their first tour of America some months ago – a trip that spanned both coasts and almost a dozen cities – they made a point to stop in Ridgewood, where they got some of their most enthusiastic admirers.
The question then is, why do these bands make such an effort to play places like the Silent Barn. The answer is that commercial success has a history of catching up to DIY acts. Bands like the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Clap Your Hands, Say Yeah!, and Interpol all have multiple major label albums and international tours set up, and they all got their start playing in venues similar to the Barn. The newest band to get critical attention out of the scene, called Animal Collective, embodies the current sound being developed here: audio samples from 80’s-style mix tapes combined jagged melodies and aloof, trance-like vocals. Many bands, with a comparably incomparable sound but not yet a blip on the pop culture radar, are hoping to follow Animal Collective’s lead.
“That’s where I want to be,” David said, reflecting on the sound of his band, Crash Diet Crew. “To be doing stuff I can’t really articulate myself. That’s exciting to me, to not be able to characterize it.” As for Todd, he’s got no problem with his bands getting famous – he just wants to change how they are famously presented to the masses. “We are doing it in terms of, if music were invented yesterday,” he said. “You create a space, where people can come in and sit down at the same grubby chair at the Silent Barn every weekend, and they start to feel ownership. They start to feel comfortable…’this is a place, I can feel like it’s my place.”

Related to the last piece…

Related to the concept of a ’scene’ in New York’s musical landscape, here’s what David, the drummer of Crash Diet Crew, had to say:

“I feel like a scene is this abstract concept. Maybe if you live in a small town, you feel like it’s a scene. New York’s not not really the most nurturing city for artists. As far as as a true scene, I don’t think it exists in New York. Maybe there are pockets. To seek out other people, it can be difficult. You get into this situation where, the only place you see these people is at your show or their show, and basically it is this back-and -forth of like, ‘well I went to his, so he’s going to come to mine.”

He brings up a good point about inter-band relations, but it’s not necessarily a bad thing. Word of mouth, instead of air play on radio stations or MTV, seems to be the new way (and let’s be honest, it’s not really new) to hear about new and exciting artists. Bands hear about other bands, and then, so do their friends, relatives and fans. In one 45 minute interview, Crash Diet Crew must have rattled off about a dozen band names, of people their friends with and who they listen to, and that’s a dozen more bands I’ll be checking out (and passing along to you).

What does a ’scene’ means around here?

I’ve been talking a lot about the what the DIY “scene” mens and what is going on with it here in New York, and especially in Brooklyn. But what is the scene exactly? Can the music that is played in places like the Silent Barn and Glasslands even be described in relation to one another? The group of bands playing these venues don’t have a similiar sound, and probably wouldn’t be placed in the same genre of music. Unlike other musical movements, like grunge in the 90’s or even the British Invasion of the 60’s, it isn’t really the music itself that defines the scene that you enter when you go to a DIY show – it’s more the location, the promoters, and the general philosophy. You might go to the Silent Barn to see a dancehall DJ one night and a noise band the next, but you are still going to the Silent Barn, mosl likely thrown by Todd P.